so i can teach them to do stuff like this:
i’m sorry, i just can’t resist.
LOOKIT–freeform turds, shabby handwashing and porno music all in a 34 second clip. worth your time.
spencer is right.
Welcome back. I’ve been out of town at sheitelfest 2k9 aka graber passover. it was fun, actually. I learned that sometimes babies like to shart and that i’m really not all that great at backgammon.
i have learned a lot in the past few weeks since my day of birth. and not just that 4 prunes a day will keep the matzah constipation at bay. here are my latest lessons of interneting that i would like to share with you all.
1. WHY YOUTUBE ADS ARE SOMETIMES NECCESSARY AND DELIGHTFUL
2. WHY DOUCHEBAGS MUST CONTINUE TO EXIST IN THE WORLD OF BLOGGING
check this post out. shmema sent this to me–it turns out that the girl mentioned who didn’t look “stripper” enough is her pal. the comments are also quite priceless. my moon must be in jupiter or some jazz (ferg? natalie? what do ya’ll think) because douches are just really floating my boat since i turned 25.
3. WHY I’M GLAD I ADMITTED TO MY MOM THAT I SMOKED WEED BEFORE WATCHING “HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE” 5 YEARS AGO
so i can share this heelarious nugget of internetz that i stumbled across after googling “smoke joint” (as in the fort greene restaurant, promise!) make sure to check out twon’s avatar.
other than that, 25 means learning how to make matzah lasagne that doesn’t taste like cat farts, avoiding the urge to buy a wii fit just so i can claim that i have an active lifestyle, and never having to say i’m sorry.