you know, i’ve been thinking. like, really thinking.
this recession has really forced us to answer some tough questions about ourselves. it’s no longer just “oh, should i buy that hillary clinton voodoo doll or the ‘world’s largest bra’ for a fun mother’s day gift?” or “is pleather bad for the environment?”
we have real issues to tackle. real brainspace to exercise. which is why i present the first of what i hope will be a weekly series of true brain-tickling, mind-bending questions.
WOULD YOU RATHER?
Would you, dear reader, rather
have the world’s grossest, thickest temple-to-temple unibrow
or, a single, non-dominant lobster hand?
SO HARD. i know. breathe.
would you rather be cursed with some real unfortunate baldness early in life (say, high school?)
or smell so bad that people start referring to you as a queef popsicle?
i’ll let you chew on those two for a minute.
this last one is the true toughie.
you can ponder while listening to this.