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fitting in

August 22, 2009 · 1 Comment

philly is still a weird place, sometimes. i find myself walking down walnut st (aka the madison ave of philly–thanks to primo retailers such as arden b. and coldwater creek) feeling like bella swan in a sea of donatella versaces. it can get a girl down sometimes. even when i see my mom, i feel like this is what she’s really trying to tell me:

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so this weekend, in the privacy of my own home, while it shitstorms outside (literally, have you seen spruce on a saturday morning? ugh)–i’ve transformed.

just as a reference…

before

and 2 hours and 3 bottles of lancome bronze flash later:

tan at last

sooooo much better, right?

watch out gurlz–i’ve ARRIVED!

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foolsy

August 21, 2009 · 1 Comment

today dema says “everyone looks cute in a leotard and high waisted jeans.”

clearly someone was getting a litttttle too liberal with the rubber cement today…

there are no words.

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even leotard MODELS look vaggie and scary!

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paired with the pants below–pure magic.

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mmm…leather insets.

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not even this hunk can get them high waisters done right

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dema needs a new career, it seems.

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more sandra lee hatred

August 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

i’m sorry, i just can’t resist.

LOOKIT–freeform turds, shabby handwashing and porno music all in a 34 second clip. worth your time.

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i am a trusted human

August 4, 2009 · 4 Comments

behold the query i received in my inbox this evening.  i will do this for a living if possible. will you pay me to answer you?

GTTR

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a mighty fine good time

July 25, 2009 · 1 Comment

what i should be doing instead of drinking a verboten coke zero and watching an ANTM marathon:

wwc jr, this is your fault.

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wegetable flied lice?

July 23, 2009 · Leave a Comment

so i’ve been on summer break (in my living room). sue me. don’t get mad, get even.  enjoy these bits of love, you ungrateful friends:

delicious juice!

delicious jews!

best wax figures ever!

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down syndrome afflicted jerry?

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tommy took a spill in some scientology mud, it seems

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mmm...love a waxy 2-pack

what else…

OH

the end.

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sexy people

June 30, 2009 · 1 Comment

i am indebted to sexy-people blog and awkward family photos for serious daily entertainment.  here’s some recent best-of-the-best….let me know your fave! 

 

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why did lil sis avoid the perm monster?

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happy wispy bangs

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it seems as though the dorney park photo studio got a whole lot pervier than when camp moshava took us there?

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i want that jumper

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marfans syndrome, anyone?

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the ultimate…

June 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

…in high summer fashion combos.  that’s right, ladies, it’s time to talk about how to keep it fly in summer ‘09.

prince of tides meets arabian nights

 

mmm regal redford

mmm regal redford

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timeless chic!

or how about the perfect summer accessory? i vote mini backpack. great for bike riding, holding fresh produce at the farmer’s market, plus PVC means easy cleanup!

 

so comfy!

so comfy!

another great summer tip is storing all of your workplace gear (i.e. wet n wild aqua eyeliner, scrunchies and rainbow brite stationary) in one convenient place. enter the timeless carry-all—CABOODLES!

 

ecstatic & organized!!

ecstatic & organized!!

classic aesthetic

classic aesthetic

my last summer tip for the day involves beauty and grooming. for summer 2009, i suggest investing in a perm.  waves are BACK, ladies, and nothing says high summer fashion like having your hair stand up at least 3 inches from your scalp. 

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bewildered & beautiful

the "wet perm" look--a nice evening option

the "wet perm" look--a nice evening option

i leave you with some video inspiration to get you going.  excellent examples of hair volume and accessorizing with ankle socks.  stay funky america!

 

 

 

 

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exegesis thesis

June 9, 2009 · 3 Comments

we decided to reenact biblical scenes this weekend.

the players:

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we chose our scenes wisely.

the rape of dinah

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the pieta

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the reaction

"it's 9 am. why are you doing this to me."

"it's 9 am. why are you doing this to me."

"this shit is dumb."

"this shit is dumb."

fin.

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oh my ladies

June 4, 2009 · 1 Comment

it’s been bottled up inside me for too long. sort of like that “ugly jew” idea that’s been brewing for a bit that i’m too scared to do.

anyway.

i just had some random bits of lady-related news to share with you. 

1. UR SO RAVEN

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now available on ebay. MISS RAVEN DOLLAH BILLZ. believe it. 

2. UR SO BEYOND TERRIBLE UR GOOD

i was watching SYTYCD (if you don’t understand the acronym, its probably best that you don’t know what i mean) and this song came on. aren’t you glad the imogen heap phase of our lives is over? i needed to make you suffer through this too.

3. UR SO MATCHY

agree?

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it’s obvs full swing SYTYCD season here at the graberhood. 

missed you!

oh, one last thing for the ladies.

daniel craig is man candy–LITERALLY!

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