would you?

you know, i’ve been thinking. like, really thinking.

this recession has really forced us to answer some tough questions about ourselves.   it’s no longer just “oh, should i buy that hillary clinton voodoo doll or the ‘world’s largest bra’ for a fun mother’s day gift?”  or “is pleather bad for the environment?” 

we have real issues to tackle. real brainspace to exercise. which is why i present the first of what i hope will be a weekly series of true brain-tickling, mind-bending questions. 

WOULD YOU RATHER?

Would you, dear reader, rather

have the world’s grossest, thickest temple-to-temple unibrow

or, a single, non-dominant lobster hand?

 

actual lobster hand pics were just too disturbing to deal with

 

SO HARD. i know. breathe. 

how about…

would you rather be cursed with some real unfortunate baldness early in life (say, high school?)

 

or smell so bad that people start referring to you as a queef popsicle?

 

pee yew!

i’ll let you chew on those two for a minute.

this last one is the true toughie.

WHO’S HOTTER??

you can ponder while listening to this.

 ’night.