“give me sexy”

so this is a lil project  i worked on with harry this summer…my apologies if you see your face here and don’t really know me–i don’t really remember you either.  nice nose though.

fashion quote of the day

“We do try to give things a street appeal,” said Beaver Theodosakis, the founder of prAna, one of the largest yogacentric outfitters. “An elastic waist moves with you, but it’s kind of dorky. A shorter short is better for yoga, but we make the longer shorts that you could walk out onto the street in.”

-from today’s New York Times 

did you guys know about this?

why do i feel like this really affects my relationship with Entourage?

 

The Pivert

baby baby

ok first thing’s first…this f*cking song has been in my head ALL DAY and i must address it.  there are a number of people in the anthro office who have totally insane baby voices (you know what i mean…high pitched, soft, grating), and we’ve come to call their whole team the “baby, baby” group, which led me to hum this piece of shit song all day long:

this basically sums up how my week is going so far.

in other news, new york was a barrel of lolz last weekend. thought i’d summarize as such:

FOODSTUFFZ

nectar of the gods

 +

bread glue?

=

NOT WHAT YOU SHOULD BE EATING AFTER 3 DAY JUICE DETOX!!!

 

 CULTURE

got involved with some street art:

totally seeing this movie, btw

visited an upper west side relic:

and hung out with ma favorite bitch.

Glad to be back though…promise!  I go through philly accent withdrawal if i leave the city for more than 2 days. yooooooooo….

bagel time

off to new york for the weekend…see you losers on monday!

love,

my favorite 90s bf

savage garden

the title of this post refers to two things.

1. our good pal, jacob kelly savage:

and

2. the internal state of my stomach currently

I decided to embark on a detoxing journey this week, and tonight is the end of day 2 sans food.  i’ve been trying to sleep for an hour but am so wildly cracked out by this stuff that i’m starting to feel like these guys:

+

=

results of

hell on earth

so i’m gonna take a quickie poll.  when i can return to the land of solid matter on friday, what should be my first food?

 

thanks you guys!! back to bed!

find me in the club

i forgot to mention what ELSE i did this weekend…

…dyed my hair blonde!!! it was awesome!

 

love,

the illusionist

vocab lesson

today’s word of the day was inspired by events from the weekend.  i somehow ended up killing 2 hours of my saturday night at a bar in the taj mahal casino in atlantic city.  some winning conversations went down:

me: “that guy just barfed.”

bartender @ wolfgang puck grill: “who?”

me: “that guy, that old dude licking the bottle of corona on the other end of the bar.”

bartender: “oh, yeah, it’s fine.  so where you from?”

anyway.  word of day:

KRAGZ

definition: nasty, dried out, winterified skin

usage: i feel like a crackhead with cracky skin krags

 

january sux

just a typical conversation with my sister-wife

say hi to isabel.  she’s the best.  she entertains me at work.  sometimes we talk about deep stuff.  a typical convo is below.

nota bene: this is what a crimp is:  

isabel: ps jetblue is a cockfag

 me: uh oh whats the problem

  it better not interfere with our planz

  ps you must click the link i sent you

 isabel: ok

  hold on

 3:07 PM = crazy awesome

  look, you clearly have a lot to be excited about

  funky monkey junkies

  (jemaine clement as david bowie)

3:08 PM me: can we just do a dance really quick

  a…what are they called again

  shit

 isabel: crimp!

 me: BRITISH DANCE

  hahahaha

  YES

  monkey tonkey tee

  and monkey tonkey too

 isabel: robot man wont you help me find my waaaaaaay

 me: banana in the membrane play your kazoo

 isabel: i dont understand the things you say

  hahahaha

 me: we’re so good at these

3:09 PM isabel: crimpety crimpety mow mow

  youre so right

  i should dig up the ole video cam for my trip

  “puerto rico remix 2009 philly style”

3:10 PM good title huuh?

 me: philly remix puerto rico is like a terrible taco name

  ugh like cheese steak with rice and beans

3:11 PM i might post this conversation on the blog

 isabel: hhahaha whatev

isabel: sorry, im talking to this jetblue trannie ho

responses may not make sense

 

 

i <3 philly?

really cool surprise on my sidewalk this morning.