sexy people

i am indebted to sexy-people blog and awkward family photos for serious daily entertainment.  here’s some recent best-of-the-best….let me know your fave! 

 

why did lil sis avoid the perm monster?

happy wispy bangs

it seems as though the dorney park photo studio got a whole lot pervier than when camp moshava took us there?

i want that jumper

marfans syndrome, anyone?

the ultimate…

…in high summer fashion combos.  that’s right, ladies, it’s time to talk about how to keep it fly in summer ‘09.

prince of tides meets arabian nights

 

mmm regal redford

 +

=

 

timeless chic!

or how about the perfect summer accessory? i vote mini backpack. great for bike riding, holding fresh produce at the farmer’s market, plus PVC means easy cleanup!

 

so comfy!

another great summer tip is storing all of your workplace gear (i.e. wet n wild aqua eyeliner, scrunchies and rainbow brite stationary) in one convenient place. enter the timeless carry-all—CABOODLES!

 

ecstatic & organized!!

classic aesthetic

my last summer tip for the day involves beauty and grooming. for summer 2009, i suggest investing in a perm.  waves are BACK, ladies, and nothing says high summer fashion like having your hair stand up at least 3 inches from your scalp. 

bewildered & beautiful

the "wet perm" look--a nice evening option

i leave you with some video inspiration to get you going.  excellent examples of hair volume and accessorizing with ankle socks.  stay funky america!

 

 

 

 

exegesis thesis

we decided to reenact biblical scenes this weekend.

the players:

we chose our scenes wisely.

the rape of dinah

the pieta

the reaction

"it's 9 am. why are you doing this to me."

"this shit is dumb."

fin.

oh my ladies

it’s been bottled up inside me for too long. sort of like that “ugly jew” idea that’s been brewing for a bit that i’m too scared to do.

anyway.

i just had some random bits of lady-related news to share with you. 

1. UR SO RAVEN

now available on ebay. MISS RAVEN DOLLAH BILLZ. believe it. 

2. UR SO BEYOND TERRIBLE UR GOOD

i was watching SYTYCD (if you don’t understand the acronym, its probably best that you don’t know what i mean) and this song came on. aren’t you glad the imogen heap phase of our lives is over? i needed to make you suffer through this too.

3. UR SO MATCHY

agree?

it’s obvs full swing SYTYCD season here at the graberhood. 

missed you!

oh, one last thing for the ladies.

daniel craig is man candy–LITERALLY!

why estrogen is important

it makes you say things like

“i wanna do this the week of my period”

because

plus

means this! (6 nights in a row)

a girl can dream.

best of hamptonia

I had to share some sick photographic skillz. thank you urban outfitters $30 camera! (and thank you again laura fergustuff for a such lovely time).

weimeraners do it better

todd & i baked brownies tonight.  this felt eerily appropriate.

(ps–check out the SUPER INTENSE EYE CONTACT at 57 seconds!!)

would you rather: asian edition

WOULD YOU RATHER  

be big in japan

or be turning japanese?

welcome to embracism week, here at the graberhood.

would you?

you know, i’ve been thinking. like, really thinking.

this recession has really forced us to answer some tough questions about ourselves.   it’s no longer just “oh, should i buy that hillary clinton voodoo doll or the ‘world’s largest bra’ for a fun mother’s day gift?”  or “is pleather bad for the environment?” 

we have real issues to tackle. real brainspace to exercise. which is why i present the first of what i hope will be a weekly series of true brain-tickling, mind-bending questions. 

WOULD YOU RATHER?

Would you, dear reader, rather

have the world’s grossest, thickest temple-to-temple unibrow

or, a single, non-dominant lobster hand?

 

actual lobster hand pics were just too disturbing to deal with

 

SO HARD. i know. breathe. 

how about…

would you rather be cursed with some real unfortunate baldness early in life (say, high school?)

 

or smell so bad that people start referring to you as a queef popsicle?

 

pee yew!

i’ll let you chew on those two for a minute.

this last one is the true toughie.

WHO’S HOTTER??

you can ponder while listening to this.

 ’night.

if you really loved me

then you’d buy me THIS

culottes. tree camouflage. elastic waistband. duty length. YES.

join me in the quest for ultimate fashion here.

you’re welcome.